If the Fox flop "Who's Your Daddy?" made you want to unplug your TV for good, wait till you hear about "Sperm Race" and "Make Me a Mum." On "Sperm Race," a new reality show that will premiere in Germany this week, twelve men will compete to see which one has the "fastest" sperm. The winner will walk away with a boosted ego and a new Porsche. And on "Make Me A Mum" -- which was concieved in Europe but is now being pitched to U.S. networks -- there will be a battle of biological compatability vs. love when a group of men compete to be one woman's sperm donor. The producers of the show say the idea was shot down in Europe, but received a "positive response" from some U.S. networks. I don't know about you, but I just can't imagine an American network airing such trash -- not even Fox!