Since abruptly quitting American Idol on Saturday, claiming the show "wouldn't have worked out schedule-wise," Mario Vazquez has found plenty of time to appear on TV shows ranging from Extra to David Letterman. I couldn't turn on the TV yesterday without seeing the quitter, err, I mean singer offering another lame explanation for why he had to leave the show. My favorite was the excuse he gave to Regis and Kelly. Mario compared Amerian Idol to a girlfriend whom he had to dump after falling out of love. Regis chimed in "after one week, Mario?!" Mario ended his "Why I Left" publicity tour with an appearance on David Letterman, where he made fun of himself by delivering the "Top Ten Reasons I Left American Idol." Here they are.

Top Ten Reasons I Left American Idol
Presented by Mario Vazquez

10. "Well, for starters, I was really, really drunk."

9. "I've got my eye on the ultimate prize: 'Belgium Idol'."

8. "Yes, my career is over, but I just saved a bundle on my car insurance."

7. "After seeing Michael Jackson, maybe I don't want to be a pop star."

6. "Ryan Seacrest is all hands."

5. "I started liking when Ryan Seacrest was all hands."

4. "Screw it--I'm quitting this, too."

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