Simon Cowell will be dishing out more insults when American Idol 5 premieres in January. The British judge, whose future with the show seemed unclear in recent weeks, has signed on for at least five more seasons with the show. (See Cowell Stays on 'Idol' After Suit Settled ). Now the question is, will Simon be able to come up with new zingers year after year? We have already heard his "bad performance on a cruise ship" insult a thousand times!