Why?
After last week’s surprise at judging, the ladies discuss Ebony’s motives for leaving. Saleisha said she is glad Ebony left so Ambreal could stay. Ambreal realizes aloud that she needs to prove herself. Sarah starts in about her weight again. Chantal says that she “has it all” so she is confident in the competition. Bianca says that Heather does nothing but sit there and still gets great pictures. Heather replies that she works at her art because she is an artist. The other ladies praise Heather, but Bianca the Beatch says she refuses to treat Heather different because she has some disability.Tyra has the girls dress in leotards for a lesson on how to be sexy and move in videos. Doesn’t take a brain surgeon to realize what their challenge will be. I’m thinking…a dance video. They learn how to penetrate with their eyes, flirt, slide up and down the wall and crawl like a lion. Tyra says that Heather looked like she was getting arrested going down the wall and she looked possessed coming back up. Even so, Tyra said that Heather has a “Tim Burton-esque” look about her that works. Lisa couldn’t use her leg muscles to push herself back up the wall. Tyra felt that Bianca wasn’t giving it her all. Bianca decided to continue her Heather Hatin’ campaign and point out that no one ever says anything negative about Heather. I’m thinking “arrested” and “possessed” weren’t meant as compliments, but hey, that’s me.
Back at the house Lisa, Bianca and Sarah discuss weight. Lisa cops to being a size “0”, while Bianca remarks that she (Bianca) is the biggest girl in the house. Fed up with Bianca’s condescending overtones, Sarah asks Bianca if she really wants to play that game. Bianca asks Sarah how much she weighs, but Sarah doesn’t continue the conversation. Good girl.
Can you handle it?
The ladies are introduced to Jesse Terrero, who produces music videos for just about everybody. He tells them that they will all be in a video, but only one girl will be featured more prominently than the others. The look they want is underground/goth. I thought Heather had it in the bag, but he picked Lisa. Heather is picked as the second for her dark looks. Bianca, of course, has something negative to say. All of the ladies are sent off to hair and makeup where they are transformed into underground video dominatrix vixens. The surprise celebrity is Julio Iglesias Jr. During the shoot, Lisa and Heather do a great job. Bianca puckers her lips too much. Chantal was stiff and didn’t own the scene. Ambreal slid down the wall, but then licked her lips, giving her scene a porno feel. Sarah was self conscious in her shoelace dominatrix outfit. I personally didn’t see an ounce of fat on her.
Heather hadn’t eaten anything all day, and ended up passing out from hunger and heat exhaustion. Paramedics were called and she was re-hydrated and given food. All of the ladies seemed genuinely concerned, except for, you guessed it, Bianca. Bianca said that even though Heather is gorgeous, she feels the competition is too much for Heather to handle without having a nervous breakdown. This chick is seriously hatin’.
No Volunteers This Week!
At judging, Tyra said that Ambreal was too hoochie, although Jesse said she connected with the camera well. Nigel said that Sarah seemed nervous and embarrassed about her body. He said she needs to be a plus size if she’s going to model plus size clothes. Tyra felt that Chantal was holding back. She chanted “I’m hot, I’m hot” while mocking Chantal’s model poses. This surely cracked Chantal’s confidence. Bianca was told she needed to be more fluid and stop kissing air. Ouch.Sarah, who isn’t even the width of one of my thighs, was again the topic at the table because she had lost weight. I’m not understanding this whole plus size thing. Tocarra was plus size. Queen Latifah is plus size. I am plus size. I would still offer Sarah a burger with fries on the street.
Ambreal was given her picture in the top five. She was thrilled, as she should be. The last two standing are Chantal and Sarah. Sarah is sent home, I guess for not being fat enough. It’s all good though. I ate a Twix bar in her honor.
