LAST CHANCE WORKOUT
Brittany says that she’s not sure which way Ali will vote. This is causing her to mess up her own workout. The non-Black team is so worried about EVERYTHING they cannot concentrate on their own weight loss. They even turn their attention to the non-Blue team, calling them arrogant and cocky. For working out hard and trying to win.THE WEIGH-IN
Alison asks Brittany about the morale in the house since Mark and Ali’s return. Brittany makes some lame excuse about it not being fair and having no real expectation now of winning. Alison asks if that means she’s giving up, since she’s so down. Jillian intercedes, telling Alison that she should just leave the (EXPLETIVE) girl alone because she’s had a bad (EXPLETIVE) week. Alison looks shocked, but maintains her camera-ready posture. Bob’s mouth is wide open. The players all look down at their feet. Alison recovers well, telling Jillian that she didn’t know Brittany had a bad week, and asks what she means. Jillian says that the question was poised to sound like “Are you giving up since you know you aren’t going to win, and it’s unfair…(EXPLETIVE, EXPLETIVE, EXPLETIVE)”. They all rhymed with luck and hit for those that don’t lip read through censor bubbles well. I have to say I give Alison two thumbs up for restraint, ‘cause that woman summoned all of her theatrical training not to pull Sami out of her hat and walk down those stairs and pull Jillian’s hair. Instead, in a very graceful move, she stared daggers at Jillian, a la “I’ll get your ass after the credits roll”, and then cut straight to Bob with a sweet smile and asked him his take on the situation. For once I was glad not to have a commercial interruption. Bob, of course, says that everyone in the house has had the same opportunities, which is true. He said that after 11 weeks, people are missing their families, tempers are swelling and tension is high, but everyone has the same opportunities presented and they can do with it what they want. We were thinking it, Bob said it.Dan has only lost 4 lbs and is scared to death. Brittany lost 2 lbs. Dan and Brit are below the yellow line. Kelly lost 5, so she’ll stick around another week. Oh joy. Dan is sweating bullets, and then Maggie steps on the scale. Her emotional eating in the Biggest Loser kitchen full of what we think is healthy food has netted her 0 lbs this week. Now, Dan is thanking God and Maggie and Brittany are facing elimination. Alison tells them they have one hour to figure out who will be booted off. We see a montage of both Brittany and Maggie during the last 11 weeks, and the show goes off with previews of next week’s episode, which will open with the elimination results before they finally get makeovers (Dan, and Kelly are you listening?). How’s that for a cliffhanger! My theory? Alison was backstage screaming at the producers to hold her back while Jillian held her trademark stance saying “You don’t want none of this, Sami!” Well, we’ll see next week.
